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Wait... so.... they just looted the car and didn’t think to call the authorities to report it?
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
When I sat up, I saw a woman walking across the shore. I thought she was a dream. (I had a few just like this during the past few days).
I screamed, “HEEELLLPPPPP!” and then got up as quickly as I could and ran
over to her. She was with a man and I don’t think they could believe their eyes. They acted so quickly. She ran down the beach and up a trail to go find help while the man stayed with me and gave me fresh water. He told me they were a married couple who loved the ocean and
had been exploring when they had come across my destroyed vehicle.
He pulled out some of my belongings from their backpack
(some of the most important ones, I’m not even kidding).
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Finders keepers losers Jeepers
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Close enough to the sea for a legally shakey interpretation of The law of salvage?
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Wait was this couple white and scavenging, or black and looting?
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I once came across a Thunderbird on the beach. The bottle was half full, so I drank it and realized it tasted like antifreeze. My wife said I passed out for a while, and that’s why there was only one set of footprints in the sand.
—Unknown
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Only The Root Knows
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That rust... Has FCA been taking body lessons from Mazda circa 2002?
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The first time I heard the story it was a tube she pulled off the car and she was drinking from a spring. They never mentioned drinking anything from the car.
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Screw that, I’m reading The Onion.
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I’m guessing belongings were thrown as the vehicle went tumbling down the cliff, or were washed away by the ocean and found somewhere else on the beach... they also might not have had cell service if there’s tha many cliffs around.
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True there’s very little to go on, as far as details are concerned, but the way its laid out there sounds like they found the vehicle, did Jack Shit about it, took some stuff, THEN found the lady and then called for help.
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Oh Ash, take your darn star. lol